Blonde Moments

Well, well, well, my crunchy friends, here's one dedicated to the memorable episodes of The Simpsons, in which Bart makes those prank calls to the local bar, asking for people with funny names, just to get the bartender to shout out loud things that closely resemble obscenities. Remember them?
Alright, then how many of you know where the phenomenon (it CAN be called that) originates? Because truth of the matter is, as hard as you may find it to believe this, Bart Simpson did not invent this type of prank calls! *audience is in shock*
Actually, according to reliable online sources (well, as reliable as online sources can be), In the mid-1970s, two young men, John Elmo and Jim Davidson, began calling a bar named the Tube Bar which was located in Jersey City, New Jersey in Journal Square. The Tube Bar was owned by Louis "Red" Deutsch, and most of the time, Deutsch was the person who answered the calls. During each call, the callers would ask Deutsch to call out fictitious names, which, when said aloud, sounded like something else entirely (for example, "Al Coholic" = alcoholic, or "Cole Kutz" = cold cuts).[1] Most of the time, Deutsch would call out the names, unaware that he was being subjected to a prank. Sometimes, however, Deutsch would catch on to the prank, and when he did, he responded with extreme hostility, shouting at the caller with profanity, obscene sexual references, usually involving the caller's mother, and threats of physical harm.
There! Now you know the truth! Apparently, what started off as a series of prank calls back in the day, became (thanks to people passing the tapes around), an iconic part of the 20th century urban oral folklore. Yes, there is such thing as 'the 20th century urban oral folklore'! I read that online! They're never wrong on the web! LoL.
For your entertainment, I thought I should make the immense effort of copying/pasting some of the funny names these guys used. Source? The almighty Wiki, of course!


* Al Brikyonik (I'll break your neck)
* Al Coholic (Alcoholic)
* Al Depanzyu (I'll de-pants you)
* Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer)
* Al Knockerup (I'll knock her up)
* Al Kykyoras (Greek) (I'll kick your ass)
* Al Killeu (I'll kill you)
* Al Rankin
* Ben Debanana (Bend the banana)
* Ben Dover (Bend over)
* Bill Loni (Bologna)
* Billy McGuire
* Bob Wire (Barb Wire)
* Butchie Pantsdown (Put your pants down)
* Clint Torres (Clitoris)
* Cole Kutz (Cold cuts)
* Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus)
* Dick Yamidda (Dick your mother)
* Frank Enstein (Frankenstein)
* Hal Jalykakik (How'd ya like a kick?)
* Hank Deshank
* Hugh Douche (You douche!)
* Hugh Duct (You ducked)
* Hugh Jass (Huge ass)
* Izzy Cumming (Is he coming?)
* Jim Nasium (Gymnasium)
* Joe Dildo
* Joe Mama (Your mama)
* Joe Hardern
* Lou Kout (Look out!)
* Mark Miewords (Mark my words)
* Marty Cone (Maricón)
* Mike Ocksmall (My cock's small)
* Mike Ockhurts (My cock hurts)
* Mike Hunt (My cunt)
* Moe Ronn (Moron)
* Mike Rotch (My crotch)
* Mike Unstinks (My cunt stinks)
* Pancho Mouth (Punch your mouth)
* Pepe Roni (Pepperoni)
* Phil Miaz (Feel my ass)
* Phil Degrave (Fill the grave)
* Phil Lacio (Fellatio)
* Phil Mypockets (Fill my pockets)
* Sal Lami (Salami)
* Sid Down (Sit down)
* Stan Dup (Stand up)
* Stan DePain (Stand the pain)
* Stu Pitt (Stupid)
* Tim Mara (Tomorrow)
* Willie Doit (Will he do it?)
* Willy Etter (Will he eat her?)
* Willie Facker (Will he fuck her?)
* Willie Fagger
* Willie Frango